Sunday, June 14, 2009

Weight Watchers Fun

Weight Watchers Giant Chocolate Fudge Ice Cream Bar

4.0 Fluid Ounces (118 mL each) * One point (that’s right, only one little point) * 110 Calories *Total Fat 1g *Dietary Fiber 5g *Protein 4g

This fabulous frozen treat can easily double as an unbelievably funtastic sex toy if you know How To. Like any other sweet treat, a Weight Watchers Giant Chocolate Fudge Ice Cream Bar can be used to make good oral sex better (or make bad oral sex pretty damn good). It provides the giver with an added incentive for being orally enthusiastic by eating a yummy treat while giving head. It provides the receiver with an incredibly well motivated blow job. This is one of those win – win situations.

Preliminary steps, including foreplay, are omitted deliberately. Guidelines begin at the point at which the receiver is primed and ready to receive.

Take a bite of ice cream and keep it in the forefront of the mouth. Introduce penis to ice cream. Slosh ice cream around playfully with customary ice cream snacking styles. Licking, suckling, and swallowing are standard techniques. Be creative. There’s lots of things you can do with your ice cream. Repeat until there's nothing left on the stick.

Be careful during warm weather when melting might hurry you along. Feel free to use other frozen treats such as FrozFruit Bars (for fruited ice lovers), Tofutti (for ice cream lovers with lactose intolerance), or ice cubes (for those who want a zero calorie good time). Avoid nuts and other additives that can interfere with the plumbing apparatus if caution is not exercised.

Feel free to send success stories to me at everydaygoddess118@gmail.com.

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