Friday, April 29, 2011

William And Catherine: Love Is In The Air Today

Love one another and you will be happy.  It's as simple and as difficult as that.  ~Michael Leunig

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Be Safe Be Healthy Be Happy And Live With Ease

Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.  ~Marcel Proust

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Vintage Madonna –R And Unrated

Netflix refers to their four-star offering Body of Evidencewith two perfectly descriptive words: steamy and suspenseful.  The film category, erotic thriller, is right on for this hot and sticky who done it or didn’t flick. An ever sensual Madonna plays the lead role of Rebecca Carlson, a powerful and irresistibly beautiful woman on trial for murdering her rich, old lover. Her defense attorney, played by Willem Dafoe, is by far sexier than in most of his later roles.  Joe Mantegna, the DA, is convinced the cause of death was premeditated sex which rendered the old geezer’s heart permanently out of order.  

Body of Evidence, produced by Dino De Laurentiis and distributed by Metro- Goldwyn-Mayer, was first released in 1993 with a censored R rating. The video released some years later restored deleted scenes thus rendering the film even hotter than the original. Although Roger Ebert considered this one his most hated films, for reasons that escape me; this could become one of your favorites if you enjoy real Hollywood movies with simulated sex scenes galore that are steamy, steamy, steamy.

Madonna fans as well as court room drama fans are urged to get their own copy of this film. It would look a lot more respectable on the shelves of your home movie collection than well known X-rated films such as Debbie Does Dallas. The only potential hitch for porn lovers RE: Body of Evidence would be the wealth of story line and dialogue. There’s plenty of salacious celebrity nudity… enough to make anyone wonder if body doubles were used. It’s also a great compromise for couples in which a porn-phobic partner would acquiesce and agree to watch a sexy, sexy, sexy mainstream (sort of) film.

Saturday, April 2, 2011

Spreadable Edibles

Imagine a sweet, creamy spread made of 57% pulverized cookies, brown sugar, and a few splashes of canola oil. Biscoff Spread (BS), made without any nut products whatsoever, has the velvety consistency of smooth peanut butter. Allergy sensitive consumers should be wary as there’s wheat and soy contained therein; and BS is packed in a facility where Tree Nuts are processed. That being said, Biscoff Spread is a yummy European peanut butter alternative… great on toast, as a dip for fruit, served warm over ice cream, or better yet as a spread on your lover’s nether body parts. Lovers who love to inspire and tickle their taste buds with new and yummy treats during oral recreation would love this sweet- smooth-scrumptiously-sensual sensation. It’s unclear who would enjoy the experience more: the giver or the receiver.