If you’ve never kissed
anyone with Pop Rocks crackling in
your mouth, you’re in for a sweet treat should you dare to try it. Here’s the recipe for a Knock Your Socks Off Pop Rocks Kiss:
- Buy Pop Rocks
- Plan an intimate encounter
- Open a package
- Take a swig of Pop Rocks
- Pour some into your partner’s anticipating mouth
- Kiss (open mouths with active tongues are a must)
- Repeat as desired or sprinkle your Pop Rocks elsewhere (be creative)
Pop Rocks
come in a variety of flavors (Strawberry, Cherry, Tropical Punch, Watermelon,
Xtreme Sour Apple, Bubblegum, Cotton Candy, and Strawberry Sugar-Free). Historical, chemical, and sales information are available online along with facts that
debunk an Urban Legend about stomach explosions. Suffice it to say, Pop Rocks are safe to ingest; and nobody
has died from partaking in their delights. Excessive Pop
Rocks kissing may result in tooth decay if adequate dental hygiene is not employed.
Take heed Pop Rockers; and be sure to
brush soon after indulging in any sugary lip smacking adventure.
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