Thursday, April 29, 2010

The Pop Rocks Kiss

Pop Rocks are ingeniously carbonated candies made by General Foods that begin to fizz and crackle when ingredients commingle in a moist mouth. When two oral cavities containing Pop Rocks are joined together in a luscious lip lock; the synergistic effect is mouth-watering sensual FUN… sort of like a succulent- mini-mouth- quake. 

If you’ve never kissed anyone with Pop Rocks crackling in your mouth, you’re in for a sweet treat should you dare to try it.  Here’s the recipe for a Knock Your Socks Off Pop Rocks Kiss
  1. Buy Pop Rocks
  2. Plan an intimate encounter
  3. Open a package
  4. Take a swig of Pop Rocks
  5. Pour some into your partner’s anticipating mouth
  6. Kiss (open mouths with active tongues are a must)
  7. Repeat as desired or sprinkle your Pop Rocks elsewhere (be creative)

Pop Rocks come in a variety of flavors (Strawberry, Cherry, Tropical Punch, Watermelon, Xtreme Sour Apple, Bubblegum, Cotton Candy, and Strawberry Sugar-Free). Historical, chemical, and sales information are available online along with facts that debunk an Urban Legend about stomach explosions. Suffice it to say, Pop Rocks are safe to ingest; and nobody has died from partaking in their delights.  Excessive Pop Rocks kissing may result in tooth decay if adequate dental hygiene is not employed. Take heed Pop Rockers; and be sure to brush soon after indulging in any sugary lip smacking adventure.

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