Tuesday, December 1, 2009


The results of my recent blog poll were surprising. A whopping 53% of respondents have never used any of the standard confections said to enhance oral sex, 23% have used the most commonly used erotic embellishment Cool Whip, while 15% voted Ewwww!

  • Oral Sex? Ewwww: 15%
  • Fruit Roll-Up: 0%
  • Riesen: 0%
  • MilkyWay: 0%
  • Hershey’s Kiss: 0%
  • Nutella: 0%
  • Nips Parfait: 0%
  • Jolly Rancher: 0%
  • Gummy Worm: 0%
  • Cool Whip: 23%
  • Ice Cream: 0%
  • None Of The Above: 53%
  • All Of The Above: 7%

Now would be the perfect time for those of you who are taking the Dr. Oz 90 Day Sex Challenge with me (See http://www.doctoroz.com/challenge/national-sex-experiment) to experiment with oral sex and yummy sweets.

The easiest candy with which to begin your orally erotic education is the Hershey’s Kiss (See http://everydaygoddessbygail.blogspot.com/2009/11/hersheys-kisses-and-oral-sex-match-made.html). Using an edible item that you already enjoy will retrain your mindset to take pleasure in oral sex by substituting the blandness of unadorned genital skin with a yumminess you could learn to love.

If you’re a woman who’d like to have her man eating out of her hand, learn how to give him a superlative blow job. If you’re a man who’d like to have his woman feasting on his loins, buy her a bag of her favorite candy and point her in the direction of this blog.

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