The results of my recent blog poll were surprising. A whopping 53% of respondents have never used any of the standard confections said to enhance oral sex, 23% have used the most commonly used erotic embellishment Cool Whip, while 15% voted Ewwww!
- Oral Sex? Ewwww: 15%
- Fruit Roll-Up: 0%
- Riesen: 0%
- MilkyWay: 0%
- Hershey’s Kiss: 0%
- Nutella: 0%
- Nips Parfait: 0%
- Jolly Rancher: 0%
- Gummy Worm: 0%
- Cool Whip: 23%
- Ice Cream: 0%
- None Of The Above: 53%
- All Of The Above: 7%
Now would be the perfect time for those of you who are taking the Dr. Oz 90 Day Sex Challenge with me (See http://www.doctoroz.com/challenge/national-sex-experiment) to experiment with oral sex and yummy sweets.
If you’re a woman who’d like to have her man eating out of her hand, learn how to give him a superlative blow job. If you’re a man who’d like to have his woman feasting on his loins, buy her a bag of her favorite candy and point her in the direction of this blog.
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