Thursday, March 25, 2010

The Best Porn Money Can Buy

Pirates II: Stagnetti’s Revenge (Joone 2009) is the sequel to the libidinously yummy adult dvd Pirates. The all-star, stunning, female cast includes Jesse Jane, Belladonna, Shay Jordan, and Katsumi. Evan Stone, Tommy Gunn (a dead ringer for my friend Mark) and Steven St. Croix (a dead ringer for Will Ferrell) are the able bodied leading men. This film is the ultimate in X-rated Goddess entertainment, perfect for the suburban soccer mom who wants to put some zing in her erotic To Do list.

What’s so great about Pirates II: Stagnetti’s Revenge?

For starters, the production quality (like that of Pirates I) is outstanding and demonstrates what a great director with a big budget can accomplish. The special effects are exceptional. The sets and backgrounds are like nothing you’d expect from your garden-variety porn.  This is, after all, a sex film and the sizzling sex scenes do not disappoint.  You can expect oodles of frolicking pirates and lady pirates, pirate orgies, exquisite unlady-like pirate gals vying for sexual dominance, and one incredibly sexy scene featuring two men and a woman. The beauty of watching an adult film on dvd is that you can skip to the next scene when what you're watching isn't to your liking. The spitting and anal scenes (a little kinky for me) made me think of Dr Mehmet Oz, not in a lascivious way (of course) but in a medical way; some of those scenes look downright unhealthy.

If you liked Pirates, you’ll LOVE Pirates II.  The four disc set includes extended sex scenes which can be viewed without dialog, behind the scenes material, interviews, and bloopers... hours of interesting viewing and great discussion material. I missed the absolutely stunning Janine from Pirates I who, as it turns out, is Jesse James’ (Sandra Bullock’s wayward husband) porn star ex-wife. It’s such a small world. 


Click the links to buy Pirates I and Pirates II.

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