Oprah
is a frequent guest in my head, probably because I’ve enjoyed and absorbed many a show over the years on which she's discussed a plethora of
topics about health, spirit, relationships, finances, entertainment, and
whatever else in the world needs discussing. When Oprah says it’s OK to talk
about or do something, it’s really OK. It’s as if civilization recognizes "The
Oprah Seal of Approval." She’s an entertainer, an educator, and a
friend (in the energetic sense of the word) who gives of her gifts such that
individuals (like me) may be inspired to live their best life.
Dr. Berman reminds me to keep my eye on the
prize of a superlative marital relationship: a trio of intimacy, fun, and great
sex. Her information is always delivered with professionalism, style, and
humor. I'm still following the three part, seven step (how to have the best sex
of your life) plan that she discussed on the finale of Dr. Oz National Sex Experiment and I'm happy to report, the plan is
working well.
Dr. Oz keeps me focused on
good health habits. I’ve started eating breakfast and I’m seriously trying to
cut back on eating simple sugars and bleached foods. I’ve even begun to experiment with fresh fruit as an alternative to candy
during oral sex. You can have healthy, sensual fun with berries, melon, and juicy pineapple chunks. Top this off with a mouthful of dark
chocolate (high in anti-oxidants) and you’re likely to consider putting this dessert
activity on the menu when planning your next romantic dinner. Just be careful to avoid finding
yourself in a predicament in which you have to explain why you (or your
partner) has a blueberry lodged in a place where one shouldn’t be.
All in all, I’d say the celebrity voices in my head don’t make
such strange head fellows. Love, Love, Love and Thank you, Thank you
Thank you to Oprah Winfrey, Dr. Laura Berman, and Dr. Mehmet Oz for taking up
space in my head. If only I could charge rent.
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