Spreadable Edibles

Imagine a sweet, creamy spread made of 57% pulverized cookies, brown sugar, and a few splashes of canola oil. Biscoff Spread (BS), made without any nut products whatsoever, has the velvety consistency of smooth peanut butter. Allergy sensitive consumers should be wary as there’s wheat and soy contained therein; and BS is packed in a facility where Tree Nuts are processed. That being said, Biscoff Spread is a yummy European peanut butter alternative… great on toast, as a dip for fruit, served warm over ice cream, or better yet as a spread on your lover’s nether body parts. Lovers who love to inspire and tickle their taste buds with new and yummy treats during oral recreation would love this sweet- smooth-scrumptiously-sensual sensation. It’s unclear who would enjoy the experience more: the giver or the receiver.

Inspirational Celebrity Sex Tapes

Celebrity sex tapes have become so prevalent; they’re hardly even scandalous any more.  Rob Lowe’s tape with two young ladies, one allegedly underage, threatened to derail his career back in 1988. However, recent videos have done just the opposite bringing fame, book deals, and reality TV shows to Hollywood Hotties who dared to memorialize an unforgettable moment with a once trusted lover.

The list of famous people captured on unauthorized (or self-promoted) and hardly nefarious videos include: Paris Hilton, Pamela Anderson, Kim Kardashian, Kendra Wilkinson, Colin Farrell, and Usher. Moreover, the sex tape isn’t just for Hollywood A-Listers.  John Edwards, former Senator and Presidential candidate, made a film with his mistress Rielle Hunter.  Amy Fisher, the infamous Long Island Lolita, made several sex tapes and eventually launched her own porn site... and Danielle Staub, one of The Real Housewives of New Jersey has made one as well.

So what’s the big deal?  Maybe every carnally creative couple should make a sex tape to remind them of the sizzling creativity they enjoyed before the fizzle of their sizzle.  If you’re so inclined, be sure to look your best, use clothing or other cover-up to hide anything unsightly, and only perform acts that are flatteringly memorable. Delete anything you hate IMMEDIATELY and for Goddess sake, keep your tape in a secured location.

Goddess Discrimination

Yesterday I published a new blogpost called Charlie Sheen’s Goddess: Really????

I felt some trepidation almost immediately; and soon thereafter my BFF commented on my judgmental posture (of which I was already acutely aware).  What was I thinking?  Who am I to decree who’s a Goddess and who isn’t? What was going on in the Universe that rendered me an elitist Goddess snob? 

Not only did I publicly question Charlie’s Goddesses but I Tweeted Kourtney Kardashian, telling her that she was my favorite. Yes, I like her best, but did I have to Tweet it?

Perhaps, Mercury is in retrograde.  Maybe another solar flare is affecting my energy body and mind-set?  Or quite possibly, I’m too wrapped up in the density of Hollywood gossip.  Admittedly, I’m one of Charlie’s 1,893, 733 Twitter Followers.

It’s easy to see how intolerance can creep into one’s psyche.  Prejudice, of any sort, isn’t something I wish to promote. As such, I hereby apologize to Charlie Sheen, his Goddesses, Kim and Khloe Kardashian for my less than Goddess behavior.  May they (and you) be happy, healthy, safe, and live an easy life without the judgment of others.