Sunday, March 20, 2011

Inspirational Celebrity Sex Tapes

Celebrity sex tapes have become so prevalent; they’re hardly even scandalous any more.  Rob Lowe’s tape with two young ladies, one allegedly underage, threatened to derail his career back in 1988. However, recent videos have done just the opposite bringing fame, book deals, and reality TV shows to Hollywood Hotties who dared to memorialize an unforgettable moment with a once trusted lover.

The list of famous people captured on unauthorized (or self-promoted) and hardly nefarious videos include: Paris Hilton, Pamela Anderson, Kim Kardashian, Kendra Wilkinson, Colin Farrell, and Usher. Moreover, the sex tape isn’t just for Hollywood A-Listers.  John Edwards, former Senator and Presidential candidate, made a film with his mistress Rielle Hunter.  Amy Fisher, the infamous Long Island Lolita, made several sex tapes and eventually launched her own porn site... and Danielle Staub, one of The Real Housewives of New Jersey has made one as well.

So what’s the big deal?  Maybe every carnally creative couple should make a sex tape to remind them of the sizzling creativity they enjoyed before the fizzle of their sizzle.  If you’re so inclined, be sure to look your best, use clothing or other cover-up to hide anything unsightly, and only perform acts that are flatteringly memorable. Delete anything you hate IMMEDIATELY and for Goddess sake, keep your tape in a secured location.

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