Thursday, July 8, 2010

Too Hot To Make Love? Nahhhhhh!

Summer heat is often an impediment to lovemaking. After all, who wants someone else’s clammy flesh anywhere near them on a brutally hot day? Even after cooling off in a refreshing shower or an air conditioned room; you might still be uninspired to get too close to your loved one. Heat provoked memories often cling to newly cooled pores.
Luigi’s Real Italian Ice (LRII) is a yummy way to keep cool and enjoy a no fat, low calorie snack that can double for the perfect sex toy on a brutally hot summer day or night. LRII comes in a variety of mouth watering fruity flavors: Lemon, Strawberry, Cherry, Mango (my favorite), Pina Colada, Watermelon, Blue Raspberry, No Sugar Added, and Swirl. You can sign up for money saving coupons and find fun facts in addition to product info at Luigi’

There are many ways to enjoy LRII:
* Eaten alone or with a partner, LRII is a great summer snack that can be enjoyed all year round.
* Eaten on a partner, LRII is cool fun, though it can be a little sticky if you aren’t careful.
* Fill your mouth with your favorite LRII flavor; add your lover’s body part (Note: some parts are easier to include in this endeavor than others).
* Drop spoonfuls of LRII on your partner; take and make pleasure as desired (Note: creativity is the key to success. Slurp only if this audio is an enhancement).
You get the idea.

Have fun, stay cool, and definitely try this for sizzling, summer fun.

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