Good Porn - Bad Porn

It’s no surprise pornography has gotten a bad rap in our movie loving culture.  For starters, consider the origin of the word pornography: 1840–50; <Gk pornográph(os) writing about harlots (porno-, comb. form of pórnē harlot + -graphos). The harsh reality is that most of the porn we’ve come to know and dislike is, in fact, crude, rude, and utterly lewd (not that there’s anything wrong with that if it's what you're taste dictates). The actors aren’t always pretty and neither are the explicit acts captured on film.  Does that mean good porn doesn’t exist?  Is good porn an oxymoron? 

The film Pirates (Joone 2005) is really good porn. It’s so good, I’d almost call it full blown erotica (art dealing with sexual love). The super sex stars of this extraordinary adult film, Jesse Jane, Carmen Luvana, Janine, Teagan Presley and Evan Stone, all have Hollywood looks and bodies to match. High quality special effects, costumes, and super duper set designs are the outcome of a big budget (size does matter in this regard).  The film is so good, I’ve even wondered if the director Joone (whoever that is) could be a west coast movie mogul using an alias. Gore Verbinksi, director of Pirates of the Caribbean, maybe… or someone else, savvy enough to include just the right amount of raw material to keep it from being obvious.

If a picture is worth 1,000 words, then a video clip of Pirates is worth lots more.  The trailer lays bare a solid story line which holds the scrumptiously hot sex scenes together.  The trailer, which only hints at the erotic quality of the film, will more likely than not wet your whistle, make you want pull out your credit card, click the link provided above, and purchase a copy of this movie without any further ado because it’s that good.